Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@lizardsquid hoo-min?

Nope, not even sure what one of those is

Well this is something I can only describe as "brave"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3FcbFqSoQY&feature=youtu.be

Guy was lactose intolerant, so he decided to edit his own DNA so he could produce lactase

He's probably going to get various exciting cancers at some point due to this but I can only commend his enthusiasm

@squirrel You could put your contact details on the EEPROMDate boards and use the additional ones as business cards or something

@squirrel aaaaa maple with a borger!

That's got to stay on there

@squirrel agreed

Fun fact: American pancakes are nothing like British pancakes

@vantablack do you have citizenship forms yet?

@vantablack tory government

@vantablack ireland?

@er1n he's got shit figured out

just had a bunch of pancakes! 🥞

tired: wifi
wired: weeffee

@Elizafox I've got cranky cats from god knows where that just decided to live here

@Elizafox hey, I've got a bunch of cats and they all wander off, yours must be defective or something

@cassolotl@dev.glitch.social have you considered: eve online

cat: ?
me: IT'S A KITTY!
cat: ??
me: AREN'T YOU A GOOD LITTLE KITTY? YES YOU ARE, YOU'RE ALL SOFT AND FLOOFY
cat: ...
me: I WANT TO GIVE YOU ALL THE PETS AND SCRITCHES
cat: *walks off*

@Elizafox Name's Bond

Basildon Bond

'cause I'm stationary