Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Elizafox hey, I've got a bunch of cats and they all wander off, yours must be defective or something

@cassolotl@dev.glitch.social have you considered: eve online

cat: ?
me: IT'S A KITTY!
cat: ??
me: AREN'T YOU A GOOD LITTLE KITTY? YES YOU ARE, YOU'RE ALL SOFT AND FLOOFY
cat: ...
me: I WANT TO GIVE YOU ALL THE PETS AND SCRITCHES
cat: *walks off*

@Elizafox Name's Bond

Basildon Bond

'cause I'm stationary

@TonicBH squirrels are always good

@benhamill There's also the ANSI Standard Person which is the same but bigger

@benhamill ISO Standard Person

@Siphonay@octodon.social oh ah, yeah, that context it's a total dick move

@Siphonay@octodon.social that's a very good question

The only times I've done that were when someone was talking to me in particular, if it was on a forum or something I'd just ignore it

@Siphonay@octodon.social oh I do, I only bring out that site after they've gone far past that point

@Siphonay@octodon.social I've used it once or twice for repeat offenders

Only after they've asked me things a couple of dozen times that they could have looked up and that I had to look up before I could answer them and I've told them as much on each occasion

@benhamill 'appy birthday

Turns out their name is also Sam and they're a they too, small world

Anyway, here's a pic of just me

@squirrel no idea, he just picked me up when I asked him to take a picture for me

I actually look relatively serviceable today, that's a surprise

@noelle I'm still trying to flog my Pope-on-a-rope novelty shower soaps