Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

This mild bitching brought to you by TSB... I think

They were Lloyd's Bank, and then there was another bank called TSB, and then they merged to Lloyd's TSB and I think they're going by just TSB now but I'm not entirely sure

Bank standards are slipping

Used to be they made sure that when they gave you notes all the queen's heads were facing in the same direction

If you paid notes in they'd make sure that all of them were orientated properly

Now they don't bother

@squirrel this song has been going around my head for the past 20 minutes for no discernible reason

*picks up a bunch of cheerleading pom pom things*
🎶 HEY MAPLE
YOU SO FINE
YOU SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND
HEY MAPLE! 🎶

@squirrel *brushy brushy*

@squirrel sorry maple...

@shekkiesqueaks you'd have to include Cole's Law

@squirrel_ebooks why yes, yes I would

Seriously, for thirteen quid I expect a pizza the size of my torso at least

I have no idea why people get domino's pizza here

Had a flyer through the door, turns out they're charging £12.99 for a small pizza

For context, that's €14.73 or $18.14

For a goddamn small pizza

@noelle ...drunk darts?

Are you implying that a game of sober darts has ever happened?

@squirrel awwwww *gets some milk and cookies ready for when you wake up*

@squirrel okay *hands you a little blanket and compiles some stuff to make it cozier*