Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@BatElite *hugs and warms*
@squirrel *warms self on a robot*
It's too cold here
Octopus needs warms
Sam the Octopus
boosted
maple classic™ 
join my extremely good discord server, we got:
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https://computerfairi.es/media/57WuzvJ1GefPNvcCqoU
@squirrel_ebooks wow, that's a hot take
Just me, a perfectly normal human, taking a perfectly normal walk
@mawr yeah, but this was not a consensual thing, this was forcefeeding a non-sentient being until they exploded
That shit is fucked up
wreck it ralph 2 trailer, animal cruelty
They massively overfed a rabbit which then made a large "pop" sound off screen
What the fuck?
What the fucking fuck Disney?
@squirrel yeah that was... not good
Sam the Octopus
boosted
pep bep mep
@squirrel I'm gonna go with yes
Sam the Octopus
boosted
*flicking light switch on and off at 50hz* welcome to the european demoscene! welcome to the european demoscene!
@shekkiesqueaks just a common problem for wiggly octopuses
*wiggles around untying themselves*
there we go, that's better
@shekkiesqueaks AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *wiggles around like one of those inflatable wavy arm people*
@shekkiesqueaks SHOUTY FRIEND!
@TheGibson
Teenager: IT SUCKS! METALLICA SOLD OUT!
You: Oh buddy, I remember when I was your age and Metallica sold out
@iliana desk addresses?
Surely you just wander into Room <whatever> and yell
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
