Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Complimentary continental breakfast

If you're thinking you could really find a use for one of those Light Phone 2 things, just go on aliexpress and buy one of these instead: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2017-Original-AIEK-X7-Ultra-Thin-Card-Mobile-Phone-4-8mm-Low-Radiation-mini-pocket-students/32804178291.html?

Light Phone 2: $225 earlybird price, $400 retail
AIEK X7: $15 (maximum, usually cheaper)

@ajroach42 doesn't have an eink screen, but one of these would probably do you fine and they only cost a tenner

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2017-Original-AIEK-X7-Ultra-Thin-Card-Mobile-Phone-4-8mm-Low-Radiation-mini-pocket-students/32804178291.html?

@squirrel PAWS!

@BatElite *hugs and warms*

@squirrel *warms self on a robot*

It's too cold here

Octopus needs warms

@squirrel_ebooks you do!

@squirrel_ebooks wow, that's a hot take

Just me, a perfectly normal human, taking a perfectly normal walk

@mawr yeah, but this was not a consensual thing, this was forcefeeding a non-sentient being until they exploded

That shit is fucked up

They massively overfed a rabbit which then made a large "pop" sound off screen

What the fuck?

What the fucking fuck Disney?

@squirrel yeah that was... not good

@squirrel I'm gonna go with yes