Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel hey maple!

@vantablack obviously just needed to pick up some cash before going out to party like it's 1399

If cybernetic enhancements with integrated weapons were a thing I'd probably try to make a living selling them on the black market just for the "arms dealer" pun

@Jo @chosafine@instance.business That's the current wisdom as far as I can tell

Although if you do that then there's no real reason to mention it at all

@Concerned_Catgirl idea for a colour scheme: bright pink daisies, flower power vw bus type thing

It'd be from a community of people who heard tanks were meant to be painted like foliage but didn't quite get the whole memo

What I want to know about the Shkreli thing is if the "Wu-Tang heist with Bill Murray" clause is still in effect after the album's been seized by the US Govt.

@jessiscah24 I think it's the fact that it's behind a dennys putting people off

@squirrel *offers hugs* owt I can do to help things?

It's Instance Admin Appreciation Day?!

*massively appreciates @squirrel for she is an instance admin and also otherwise cool as heck*

@squirrel oh no, I'm so sorry to hear that *offers hugs*

@balrogboogie @Jo They said they refunded all the cash from the ICO, but I'm not sure I believe them

always remember to pet your local critters

@squirrel my head hadn't made that jump yet but yeah, that could well work nicely

@squirrel that'd be awesome

@squirrel I mean, the standard way of reducing friction damage on clothing is putting leather patches on it where it would rub, that's why some tweed jackets have elbow patches, but that probably wouldn't look great on jeans