Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel YOU MONSTER!

@noelle @a_breakin_glass what if they all had lovely flowing shirts?

a frockrockspockdeadlockstockcrocjockmockshockcockblockchain

@a_breakin_glass @noelle I'm not sure we can take this joke much further

We've reached a deadlockstockcrocjockmockshockcockblockchain

@noelle @a_breakin_glass especially the lizard ones

With a crocjockmockshockcockblockchain

@noelle also you'd have to be wary of people doing that as a surprise

That would be a shockcockblockchain

@noelle just don't combine it with bitcoin

Then you'd have a cockblockchain and nobody has any fun with that

@vantablack Just wait until he starts talking about daemons

@Concerned_Catgirl

SQL is pronounced "squirrel"

@squirrel huh, cool

@squirrel ah, so it's like a sql query but heavier for some reason

I have no idea what elasticsearch is or does and at this point I'm afraid to ask

@squirrel I always think of the other maple as "otherMaple", you're the original maple so you're the proper maple

and maple is certainly a good

@noelle yeah, the stereotypes about us are far more accurate than we'd like

The latest controversy in the UK

http://www.itv.com/news/westcountry/2018-03-10/national-trust-forced-to-apologise-after-mothers-day-cream-tea-advert-sparks-fury-in-cornwall/

The National Trust posted a promotion for a Mother's Day cream tea

They included a picture of said cream tea

The venue is in Cornwall. A Cornish cream tea has the jam below the cream

The picture they posted had the jam above the cream, which is a Devonshire cream tea

This has caused widespread outrage

@squirrel wasn't the account "nonbinary@whateverItWas"? So... nonbinary and denying that trans women are women?

I have no fucking idea how that works

@Elizafox @colon_three no, that's a penile colony