Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@vantablack don't forget, this is someone being paid minimum wage to look at documents here, just so long as it looks vaguely right they'll probably accept it

It's not like blagging your way into somewhere that actually matters

@vantablack no reason why it shouldn't

actually, cover it up with a bit of paper when you scan it, if you blur it in an image editor it might make them think some more of it was edited that way

@vantablack they say you can blur out any information you don't need to see, so just put a nice-ish looking letterhead on there and lorem ipsum for the rest then blur it out

@squirrel YOU MONSTER!

@noelle @a_breakin_glass what if they all had lovely flowing shirts?

a frockrockspockdeadlockstockcrocjockmockshockcockblockchain

@a_breakin_glass @noelle I'm not sure we can take this joke much further

We've reached a deadlockstockcrocjockmockshockcockblockchain

@noelle @a_breakin_glass especially the lizard ones

With a crocjockmockshockcockblockchain

@noelle also you'd have to be wary of people doing that as a surprise

That would be a shockcockblockchain

@noelle just don't combine it with bitcoin

Then you'd have a cockblockchain and nobody has any fun with that

@vantablack Just wait until he starts talking about daemons

@Concerned_Catgirl

SQL is pronounced "squirrel"

@squirrel huh, cool

@squirrel ah, so it's like a sql query but heavier for some reason

I have no idea what elasticsearch is or does and at this point I'm afraid to ask

@squirrel I always think of the other maple as "otherMaple", you're the original maple so you're the proper maple

and maple is certainly a good

@noelle yeah, the stereotypes about us are far more accurate than we'd like

The latest controversy in the UK

http://www.itv.com/news/westcountry/2018-03-10/national-trust-forced-to-apologise-after-mothers-day-cream-tea-advert-sparks-fury-in-cornwall/

The National Trust posted a promotion for a Mother's Day cream tea

They included a picture of said cream tea

The venue is in Cornwall. A Cornish cream tea has the jam below the cream

The picture they posted had the jam above the cream, which is a Devonshire cream tea

This has caused widespread outrage

@squirrel wasn't the account "nonbinary@whateverItWas"? So... nonbinary and denying that trans women are women?

I have no fucking idea how that works