Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@noelle I still use it but I haven't been categorised as one of "the kids" for some time

@ElfLord It's a lot better if you watch it as a play

They were written as plays, they weren't meant to be read as books

@squirrel obligatory: FAYEPLE!

@squirrel @noelle after consulting complicated science things I can confirm that maple is so good

@noelle The only word in English which, if you remove 54 and a bit % of its letters, is pronounced the same is "Londonderry"

@noelle ...a stew?

steak and ale pie surely

Possibly the only time I'd refuse a cup of tea

@Nine @squirrel *finds self taped the the squirrelbun*

no ren, the other type of fan

@squirrel eesh

*gets an ice bath ready for you*

For a second there I forgot about Dre

@shekkiesqueaks many, many times

Mostly when looking at US politics

Irving Finkel is everything you'd want a Professor of Assyriology to be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq2ccSZkmn8

In addition to the previous toot, British tanks are better than all other tanks

Because they have kettles in them

Really

https://youtu.be/vWmDHO_0P5Q

It has come to my attention that not all people have heard of the wonder, the glory, the sheer genius, the best invention to come out of the UK... THE TEASMADE

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teasmade

It's an alarm clock with an integrated electric kettle

It can wake you up in the morning AND HAVE A CUP OF TEA READY FOR YOU

It's truly humanity's greatest achievement

@squirrel and you pl... wait, there's no way of responding to that without it being lewd

@squirrel oh don't be, scathing maple is always entertaining