Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Playing around with gopher and the first thing I put on there?

Reasons why Sinn watches rock

I think this may be as much nerd as I can do at any one time

@squirrel SQUIRREL!

AND BUN!

AND ROBOT!

BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED YOU ARE... totes adorbs

@zatnosk put it in space and you've basically got Eve Online

@somarasu @a_breakin_glass the Japanese one is probably more entertaining what with their strange Colonel Sanders-based curses

@a_breakin_glass @somarasu nobody knows, no one outside the US gives a shit

@somarasu like the World Series

I've just been informed that in the US, there's "Boss's Day"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boss%27s_Day

What the fucking fuck is this bullshit

@somarasu ...what the fuck?

Fucking USA

@somarasu oh nobody buys that for their boss, the boss buys that themselves because they're narcissistic trash

@noelle all of those are extremely good cat names

SOUND BURGER

@noelle I still use it but I haven't been categorised as one of "the kids" for some time

@ElfLord It's a lot better if you watch it as a play

They were written as plays, they weren't meant to be read as books

@squirrel obligatory: FAYEPLE!

@squirrel @noelle after consulting complicated science things I can confirm that maple is so good

@noelle The only word in English which, if you remove 54 and a bit % of its letters, is pronounced the same is "Londonderry"

@noelle ...a stew?

steak and ale pie surely

Possibly the only time I'd refuse a cup of tea