Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
Sam the Octopus
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A chorus of maplebots singing the different parts of their favourite chiptunes.
Then you secretly stop the music and they keep going based on each other's singing. They've gotten that good at it.
@synaesthetica@mastodon.social Tag team match, Obama and Biden vs. Trump and Pence
Do it pay per view and you could clear the national debt
Okay, this is hella cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6wSN-UajsM
It's a fully mechanical wristwatch that you can connect to an atomic clock to wind, regulate, and set it
@squirrel SQUIRRELVUN!
All British passports after Brexit will be manufactured by a Franco-Dutch company because the bid from a UK firm wasn't good enough
Satire is dead
Twitter link, #mastodon meta
@rey yep, that just about sums us up
@squirrel ALL PRAISE MAPLE! RESURRECTOR OF iPODS!
@squirrel hey, you've been very good at not being on fire so far, I see no reason that won't continue
@squirrel basically I just want squirrel to be safe and not on fire and I'm throwing suggestions around
I'm sure you actually have it handled
@squirrel ah, that would be another problem with the suggestion wouldn't it
er... just put it somewhere with very little flammable stuff arounf
@squirrel ...fair point, forgot that
The metal box thing will still help if it does decide to go up though
@squirrel glad to hear
still, put it in a metal box with holes in the top, leave it outside
those fuckers can be nasty
@squirrel oh shit, you're okay right?
@squirrel huh
that's... uh... not great
a very very uninformed tech take
@turbodragon if you've just got the compiled end result then it's hard as hell
It's when you've got the source code that you can reasonably go in and change things
a very very uninformed tech take
@turbodragon cracking something just makes it usable, having it open source means you can actually modify and improve it
Sam the Octopus
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Wirth's Law: Software gets slower more rapidly than hardware gets faster.
I think everyone's agreed on calling it the "Diet Pepsi" in deference to its bigger brother the Rolex GMT Master with the Pepsi bezel
Hodinkee video on the new Tudor Black Bay GMT: https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/tudor-black-bay-gmt-new-video
@djsundog @wxcafe@social.wxcafe.net "smalltalk allows for arbitrary code execution"
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
