Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel they can be very confusing

especially hardware

@squirrel okay, 256M seems reasonable for that, so it's probably not the shared graphics memory bit that's the issue

no idea what's going on there

@squirrel good question, I'll have to look it up

@squirrel considering the BIOS and memtest can see it I can only think that linux is giving that memory to some device or other

graphics is the usual suspect, if you do "lspci -v" it'll show you all the devices and how much RAM each of them is taking

@Jo it would have been over a lot quicker if they just found some muggle to pop a cap in voldy's ass from half a mile away

Deadpool 2 trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D86RtevtfrA

It's a Deadpool trailer, does what it says on the tin

@mulander it's entirely a joke, there's no actual personal information involved

@squirrel *boops the bun*

@sina agender edition:
"Are you a boy or a girl?"
"No"
"???"

@squirrel as an octopus I don't have a tongue, so I'll call on you to mlem on my behalf

@squirrel FUZZY ROBOT FRIEND!

New G-Shock Rangeman

GPS with MUTHAFUKIN SOLAR ASSISTED CHARGING

The solar charging doesn't keep up with the power drain of the GPS, but it'll let you use the that bit for an hour after 4 hours of charging in 50,000 lux (50% direct sunlight)

The solar does however keep all other functions running including the altimeter, barometer, and compass

https://g-shock.casio.co.uk/g-shock-gpr-b1000-rangeman-with-solar-assisted-gps-navigation

@synaesthetica@mastodon.social Tag team match, Obama and Biden vs. Trump and Pence

Do it pay per view and you could clear the national debt

Okay, this is hella cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6wSN-UajsM

It's a fully mechanical wristwatch that you can connect to an atomic clock to wind, regulate, and set it

@squirrel SQUIRRELVUN!

All British passports after Brexit will be manufactured by a Franco-Dutch company because the bid from a UK firm wasn't good enough

Satire is dead