Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@vantablack I prefer proper solid soap that you whip up with a brush but that takes more effort than it's probably worth if you're shaving larger areas

Now, I've heard of glorious Japanese blades folded over a thousand times, but this is just taking the piss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owseTngZFMI&t=0s

I like that the masto post on /r/videos has "$ AD" flair

As if anyone involved with masto has spare funds for advertising

@cypnk similarly there's https://dolphin.town which is entirely the letter "e"

(they also need to update their SSL cert)

Well this is a missed opportunity, if the accent colour was gold instead of black it could have been the Iron Man watch

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/hublot-big-bang-unico-red-magic-video

@shekkiesqueaks where are all these people who spend less than 2 hours a day shitposting?

Lady Monarch

#oulipoaband

@squirrel *HUGS*

@squirrel YAY!

The UTC hand on my watch is now marginally useful! Yay!

(damn DST)

@kibi Of course the tea is fake

Proudhon said that proper tea is theft so we had to switch to the fake stuff to avoid being arrested

ATTENTION:

The United Kingdom is now on UTC+1 as the clocks have just gone forward an hour

Please adjust anything that needs adjusting accordingly

@mxsparks oh if only soy did work like that

A lot of people would be saving a lot of money on meds