Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
abusive ex thing (cw tobacco)
@vantablack wait, 7 bucks?
shit, I know what I'm stocking up on if I'm ever in your neck of the woods, they're £8 a pack here
abusive ex thing (cw tobacco)
@vantablack "smoking is a poor people thing"?!?!
HAS SHE SEEN THE PRICE OF BLOODY CIGARETTES THESE DAYS?
@squirrel highly cuddlable fluffy friends
@sina better update that beep, somebody's found a privilege escalation vuln in it
no, really
https://lists.debian.org/debian-security-announce/2018/msg00089.html
Sam the Octopus
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Full-stack developer, been working with the web since the 90s. #HTML, #CSS, #Javascript, #Python, #PHP, enough #Ruby and #Node to get myself into trouble. #LAMP is fine but other stacks are fine too; I'm a quick learner.
Any position is okay; I've been out of the office for a while and I''d be happy doing just about anything as long as the income is stable.
Formal resume: https://github.com/joyeusenoelle/Resume
Please boost and share freely!
I see the Russian Postal Drone program is going well
https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/981121633023705088/video/1
@codl huh, mashed potato gamer 1-7-3-4-6-7-3-2-1-4-7-6-Charlie-3-2-7-8-9-7-7-7-6-4-3-Tango-7-3-2-Victor-7-3-1-1-7-8-8-8-7-3-2-4-7-6-7-8-9-7-6-4-3-7-6
Sam the Octopus
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leave a lil syrup or snacks out for your local tiny squirrel robot to fuel those charming misadventures
image of a gibbering mouther
@vahnj who's a good boy? who's a good boy? ALL OF YOU!
Sam the Octopus
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i always imagine @squirrel_ebooks to be this tiny little squirrel robot that is always talking in non-sequiters and attempting to give you strange gifts. maybe a lil bandcamp link on your doorstep, or a funny picture on your pillow.
Sam the Octopus
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squirrels are so cute
Apparently there's a local privilege escalation vulnerability in... beep?
https://lists.debian.org/debian-security-announce/2018/msg00089.html
Sam the Octopus
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Are Video Games Fart?
@lizardsquid forums are pretty dang cool
or a BBS!
or a shared server everyone can ssh into and use wall like on the tilde.town thingy!
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
