Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel that may have been from Lance Ulanoff yelling in terror that masto isn't dead

Mastodon: Shatner-free since a year ago

Ah, over a year since Lance Ulanoff proclaimed the death of mastodon

I'm sure it's coming any day now, Lance

(it's not)

@squirrel one of these days they'll introduce a razor that's a half metre long and have a thousand blades or something

you just rub your face on it in the morning

@squirrel yeah, there seems to be a competition between manufacturers as to how many blades they can cram on the things

@colon_three @squirrel little tiny lightsabers

@squirrel you might be able to find dorco razors somewhere, they're the same company that make the ones for dollar shave club and other similar companies, I've heard they're decent

@squirrel yeah, I'm really lucky as I can get astra blades off amazon, if I was stuck to stores around here it'd be all gillette products

@squirrel oof, I hope the shops get some of the ones that work for you in soon

I've got really sensitive face skin so I've tried a lot of different razors through the years to try and find one that doesn't make me look like I've lost a fight with a cheesegrater

I've tried electric shavers, I've tried multi-bladed contraptions, I've tried highly adjustable stainless steel double edge razors

Y'know the one that's worked best so far?

A 99p travel razor made out of chinese pot metal with 10p astra blades

@squirrel *also pets and brushes, octopuses are very good at multitasking*

@squirrel *octopus huggles bun*

@jk if it was consonants then it's just welsh

@squirrel hi bun! im octopus

The trailer for The Man Who Killed Don Quixote has been released

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkRo5l8679g&feature=youtu.be

I'm still not going to believe it's coming out until after I've finished watching it