Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@metapianycist I was not aware of that, I assumed it was because he's legendarily precious about his height

Okay this is probably a little mean to point out but it's zuckerberg so I don't really feel bad about it

He had a little booster seat to sit on while giving testimony

@cassolotl@dev.glitch.social it's an old trick, if you get a question you don't want to say the answer to, answer a different question and hope they don't notice

@cassolotl@dev.glitch.social he doesn't misunderstand the question, he's being intentionally misleading

@vilkoz @admin oh yeah, lots going on

The "home" column is just people you've followed, if you look in the third column there are links to the local timeline, which is toots from everyone on this instance, and the federated timeline, which is toots from everyone on every server we federate with

@vilkoz hey, welcome to mastodon in general and computerfairi.es in particular!

@cwebber@octodon.social unfortunately it will remain the dark web until I replace the light bulbs in the server room

Apparently T. J. Miller has been arrested for reporting a false bomb threat

I can only assume he was talking about there being an Emoji Movie 2

@maple 🖥

@squirrel *hugs* not too good then

I'll have to plug you in to charge and feed you batteries

@squirrel hey!

how is my favourite robot today?

@dumpling@octodon.social I'm sure it is!

That sapphire case is one of those things that I'm sure photos don't do justice to

This is cool, the Citizen Caliber 0100 Eco-Drive movement

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/citizen-caliber-0100-eco-drive-movement-introducing

It's a solar-powered quartz that's accurate to ±1 second per year

@Liophu seriously, congrats on the name change though

@Liophu when you get your first bills in that name

"IT'S MY NAME ON THERE!"
"SHIT I HAVE TO PAY THIS NOW"

@squirrel hullo maple!

My sister needed an updated CV and asked me to make it look pretty

So I brought out pandoc and LaTeX and got to work

Fucking hell I'm rusty at this