Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel *pets*

@dumpling@octodon.social nice

@squirrel plep

Oh hey, neat

Nintendo have released the templates for all the cardboard Labo stuff online

https://www.nintendo.co.jp/labo/parts/

Still need to buy the game thing to use them, but hey, really cheap/free spare parts!

"somebun": the new, exciting way to subtoot the @squirrel

I don't like weed, y'all can smoke my share

@cypnk @TheGibson this'd be my first idea

Huh, apparently the King of Swaziland has decided to change the name to "The Kingdom of eSwatini"

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-43821512?

Which, despite looking like a pre-dotcom crash company name, is in fact the correct orthography in Swazi

@squirrel oh no!

*gently dips bun in aloe vera*

Hope it gets not hurty soon

@noelle 😑

@squirrel *pets computer*

@sydneyfalk @squirrel possibly a small win, but we managed to kill it before they wanted to

@sydneyfalk @squirrel didn't require payment to sign up for an account

No idea how much money they got out of it (they said they refunded everyone on the ICO before they shut down but I don't believe a word of it) but they could have kept it going a few weeks to get the most return out of it

@sydneyfalk @squirrel they didn't make it that far before everyone and their mothers were shitting on them from a great height

@sydneyfalk @squirrel I was referring to the hiveway thing

But it says a lot about our success that you've already forgotten about it

@squirrel hey, mastodon already shitposted one social platform out of existence

could happen again

@squirrel eh, throw enough fuel on there and they might finally get burned out

@noelle oof