Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@LaserScheme @Nine aaaaaaaaa

@zeezeemoomoo I know right?

https://carmardenim.com/products/extreme-cut-out-jean

Somebody posted a picture of these

I... Wut?

@squirrel as are buns

and robots

and you're all three of those things! that makes you like, triple good!

...oh of course somebody's putting together a masto client for PocketPC

https://github.com/NattyNarwhal/PocketToot

@squirrel ooh, that's super good

@squirrel *soft cuddly hugs*

@squirrel hi maple! *snugs*

Happy Ed Balls Day everyone!

@squirrel oh no!

@squirrel @LaserScheme <obligatory fart joke>

@squirrel a really pretty necklace for a really pretty squirrel

@squirrel aaaaa super cute squirrelbun!

@Jo "If one would give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest man, I would find something in them to have him hanged"

And I'm assuming you're not under the constraint that they're honest

@Jo many depending on budget and technical proficiencies

@sydneyfalk

me: when addressing someone, what word is used?

someone: you?

me: wrong, go fuck thyself

someone: but we've used you as singular for centuries!

me: we've used they as singular for just as long, dickhead!