Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
Sam the Octopus
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Please be compassionate to the people who pop up on other instances in the next few weeks asking if anyone knows why witches.town is down.
Sam the Octopus
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So, @troubleMoney had proposed a hot take rating system based on chili peppers, here: https://computerfairi.es/@troubleMoney/99413964266899912
I'm proposing (and have used) an extension to the system, for takes that need more than 🌶🌶🌶🌶, or less than 🌶.
❄: cool take
❄❄: bit of a cold take
❄❄❄: cold take
❄❄❄❄: really cold take
☢: small nuclear take (hotter than 🌶🌶🌶🌶)
☢☢: medium nuclear take (affects a state/small nation)
☢☢☢: strategic nuclear take (affects a continent)
☢☢☢☢: global thermonuclear take
@squirrel best ted talk ever
@squirrel we all love you too!
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is this a new trend of putting nice, positive things in subtoots?
'cause y'all are lovely
Sam the Octopus
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Reminder: Repairing and re-purposing stuff you've got instead of buying new stuff is punk as fuck and helps fight capitalism
At some point my warm brown hoodie is going to be more repairs than hoodie, but I paid good money for this fucker and it will last the rest of the decade whether it wants to or not
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@Elizafox I was referring to the whole Ireland thing, but that'd also be an example, and that's from the 1000's
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@Elizafox I mean, just in the British Isles we've got ongoing issues from events from the late 1500's
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@Elizafox It's 'cause we europeans have a history longer than 5 minutes
Sam the Octopus
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maple classic™ 
hey, fiction writers/game designers/worldbuilders/etc
brazil is not a hispanic country
we do not speak spanish
"hernandez" is not a brazilian surname
@noelle I'm assuming this is about duck-themed rock'n'roll
Sam the Octopus
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An #agender person named Tenri has coined a gender neutral word for aunt/uncle: "entle." https://overexplainingautistic.tumblr.com/post/172886551884/gender-neutral-variant-of-auntuncle
#nonbinary
ask not for whom the nerds aaaaaaaa
they aaaaaaaa for thee
j (jean no jeans)
@zeezeemoomoo I know right?
- Pronouns
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- Octopus
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- Wiggly
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- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
