Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@soft_chomps@glitch.social ooh, that works even better

possible abbreviation for computerfair.ies:

comfie

Tom Scott is the best at filler material when he can't get a video out on schedule

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKAblynZYhI

2½ Hours of Unedited Garlic Bread Flight Footage

It's exactly what it says on the tin

@noelle some disney execs are out there quietly writing this down

@cassolotl@dev.glitch.social Maybe L (for lewd) followed by a 1-3 scale of how lewd it is?

Like L1 would be softcore, L2 would be full nudity, L3 would be actual sex

Basically some sort of categorisation for just how lewd a thing is would probably be useful

TIL: I apparently live in the "rough area" of <town>

TIL: <town> has somewhere people consider a "rough area"

They've evidently never seen an actual rough area in their lives

@squirrel here you go again

@squirrel @lucifer aaaaaaa

*throws money at the screen*

@squirrel 11/10

exactly the quality content we're all here for

@squirrel hey, you do a lot of cool stuff that I'm sure people would like to support if they knew ways they could do so

@squirrel well, it's the end of the month, so you should totally plug your patreon too!

computerfairi.es: it's the pure concept of soffness but in mastodon instance form

Amber Rudd has just resigned

I wonder which jackass will be appointed to the job next

I HAVE ASSEMBLED AN IKEA SHELVING UNIT

BOW DOWN BEFORE ME MORTALS