Mystery solved!
In case anyone is interested: Twitter doesn't allow celebrity avatars anymore and a Brazilian person with 26k followers tweeted "Let's fuck Mastodon up" [paraphrasing here]

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**Sam the Octopus** · May 02, 2018, 14:21

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**Zoe Queenrose** @zoe@tootplanet.space · May 02, 2018, 14:21

May 02, 2018, 14:21

Zoe Queenrose @zoe@tootplanet.space

Oh yeah we do take fake IDs. We take them, mock every misaligned number in it, and then put it through the shredder we keep under the register specifically for that purpose. Then we offer the kid a soda, cause we ain't heartless.

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · May 02, 2018, 14:33

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · May 02, 2018, 14:33

May 02, 2018, 14:33

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@squirrel I've got absolutely no musical talent, can come along as a roadie though!

**Sam the Octopus** · May 02, 2018, 13:00

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**mavica ebooks** @squirrel_ebooks@computerfairi.es · May 02, 2018, 13:00

May 02, 2018, 13:00

mavica ebooks @squirrel_ebooks@computerfairi.es

Sonic the Jedi

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · May 01, 2018, 16:16

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · May 01, 2018, 16:16

May 01, 2018, 16:16

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?

Well, the GOP certainly isn't happy with her

**Sam the Octopus** · May 01, 2018, 04:09

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**a certain rat baby** @lucifer@computerfairi.es · May 01, 2018, 04:09

May 01, 2018, 04:09

a certain rat baby @lucifer@computerfairi.es

everything is better with squirrels

**Sam the Octopus** · May 01, 2018, 01:50

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**Alexis** @LexYeen@mastodon.social · May 01, 2018, 01:50

May 01, 2018, 01:50

Alexis @LexYeen@mastodon.social

warm political take seen elsewhere

"Trump can take credit for the Korean peace talks the same way a man who interrupts an argument between two neighbors to bite the head off a chicken can take credit for ending their argument."

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · May 01, 2018, 01:31

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · May 01, 2018, 01:31

May 01, 2018, 01:31

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@TheGibson @sungo the two instances that closed signups were mentioned in a twitter thread that was apparently widely shared on Brazilian twitter

I'm pretty sure none of the new people even looked at joinmastodon.org

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · May 01, 2018, 01:30

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · May 01, 2018, 01:30

May 01, 2018, 01:30

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Okay, mass on-boarding of users into the fediverse as a whole could probably be improved...

**Sam the Octopus** · May 01, 2018, 01:25

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**Zoe Queenrose** @zoe@tootplanet.space · May 01, 2018, 01:25

May 01, 2018, 01:25

Zoe Queenrose @zoe@tootplanet.space

Whenever a whole gang would storm the bar, we'd just turn on the sprinkler system. Except the sprinkler system has pepper spray in it. All the regulars get complimentary gas masks.