Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Nine double check to make sure it's not @squirrel in the bushes

@maple ooh, can you use your gyros as reaction wheels to rotate in place in zero g?

I'd bet that would be really useful

@noelle can confirm

@Mastodon alert: @squirrel BOT ACCOUNT NAMEPLATES

I got us cookies

@inmysocks gotta love John Oliver's shenanigans

There's a Robin Hood movie coming out soon

It's hilarious seeing history nuts get really frustrated with everything in the trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJOQtU0joTI

If you want historical accuracy you don't go see a Robin Hood film

@InspectorCaracal @squirrel it's certainly got to be a .space and tootplanet sounds good for it

@squirrel hi maple a gay robot, I'm sam an octopus!

@noelle there's an established trope in fiction of slapping someone to their senses, maybe give that a go and see if it works

Y'ever just (have no keyboards that do the predictive word thing)

@squirrel I'd have suggested setting up a computerfairi.es MUD but those are the sort of thing that's hard to get people into these days

@Sheepsticked there's three on my highstreet, wouldn't bother with that last one though

These are the FIFA proposed slogans for all the national teams in the Russia world cup thing

http://www.fifa.com/worldcup/games/be-there-with-hyundai/vote-slogan.html

I'm slightly disappointed that the traditional England slogan of "We're shiiiiiiiit and we know we are!" didn't make it to the shortlist

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@bob I'd go around with a set of snips and cut out all the IoT boards

Internet connected toasters are just an inherently stupid idea

@Cobalt@weirder.earth never thought I'd have to use HTTP status code 418 but here we are

@Jo earlier she was talking about a death ray, I'm slightly worried