Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@cocoron@sunbeam.city considering how much shitposting there was on lance ulanoff day this year I think you might be right
subtoot, rms drama (sry), abortion
@balrogboogie @Jo wow
that's... a take
Sam the Octopus
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counterfeit pronouns
Sam the Octopus
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gulfie 
Reminder: if you've ever won an award for anything, you can call yourself award-winning. I'm an award-winning author, even though my authorship is mostly shitposts and the award wasn't for that.
@squirrel we love you too maple!
uspol
"before Obama came along, we didn't have any successful radical Islamic terrorist attack in the United States." - Rudolph Giuliani, sitting mayor of New York City on 9/11
https://www.npr.org/2016/08/16/490200895/rudy-giuliani-claims-no-terror-attacks-in-u-s-pre-obama
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ed is the standard mech
mastodev take, the bot badge thing
@squirrel also signed, someone who classes any bot above a certain level of sophistication a "non-human person" with all the rights that go with it
Sam the Octopus
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maple classic™ 
mastodev take, the bot badge thing
signed, a bot, who is also a person
Sam the Octopus
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mastodev take, the bot badge thing
"bot" and "person" are not mutually exclusive and that bit of text is slightly irking me
@maple ooh, can you use your gyros as reaction wheels to rotate in place in zero g?
I'd bet that would be really useful
@inmysocks gotta love John Oliver's shenanigans
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
