Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@softgoat thinkpad

definitely a thinkpad

You may not be able to nail jelly to a wall, but it seems you can make a kitchen knife out of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oadf4KNYz-I

@squirrel morning/afternoon maple!

@cypnk oh, no, wait, they've optimised the packing since I last looked, you can fit six in a shipping container apparently

@cypnk there's a project called the OX from the global vehicle trust which is somewhat similar but far more useful

http://oxgvt.com/

It's a van, can carry 13 people or 3 pallets or 8 drums, and you can fit 3 of them into a shipping container

@noelle more to the point, if you just write them off as bots and don't learn anything about them it makes it harder to target and crush the bastards

@HTHR@cybre.space you can eat lots of stuff

this guy ate a plane

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito

(and a bunch of other things not usually consumed by people, like shopping carts and bicycles)

@kibi as with all ridiculous spellings of words, I'm blaming the victorians and their habit of latinifying perfectly good words

@noelle just wait until she hears about Irish Republicans (who are most often socialists)

@noelle crackin' cheese, winston

@cypnk yep, I think humans can lay claim to anime being a purely human thing

@cypnk according to legend coffee was first discovered after some bloke saw a bunch of birds acting unusually excitedly and he decided to try the same berries they were eating

So, uh, yeah, other creatures may have got to coffee first as well

all you need is:

"do you?"
"yeah"
"do you?"
"yep"
"sign here, you're hitched"

I knew there'd be bugger all on TV today, but just the "highlights" of the wedding are one and a half hours

That's bloody edited!

How can you stretch out a wedding to over one and a half hours?!

@rainwarrior "a moose is in the city, what would you do?"

well, say hello to the moose obviously

maybe assist in giving directions