Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel yeah, it's not good

@squirrel oh yeah, the bot nameplate issue got brought up on hacker news

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=17179640

@Violet *glances at apple and the lack of headphone jack*

oh they know, they just don't give a shit

@jk hey! I use it all the time for resizing images!

No idea how to do any other fucking thing with it but I can resize stuff with it!

@squirrel would a big stick you dance around on on the first of may be a maple maypole?

@gemlog this watch was first released in 1991 so you're only 20 years out on the 555s and 74Ls

This is one of the best posed pictures of a watch I've ever seen

Casio F91-W on a black NATO, believe the image is from someone on uhrforum.de

@squirrel soff bunny bun!

@softgoat oh wait, add git status before path, forgot about that bit

@softgoat mine's just

$path
$viMode > $host > $user

yeah, I'm one of those strange people who use their shell in vi mode

@squirrel hey, your modular construction allows many add-ons!

@squirrel robosquirbun...mouse?

Status: Wiggly

yay new profile fields! and other stuff that was in the 2.4.0 release that I forgot about!

@squirrel as far as I recall they didn't reach us in any major numbers

I would have loved one of those when I was younger and avoiding classes

Stuff like this being readily available really makes me wish there was still analog TV being broadcast in the UK

https://www.banggood.com/DBEIF-D2016-13800mAh-Magical-Voice-Military-Antenna-Analog-TV-Dual-Flashlight-FM-Outdoor-Mobile-Phone-p-1153859.html?rmmds=category&cur_warehouse=CN

IT'S A PHONE YOU CAN WATCH TELLY ON!

THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN SO FUCKING COOL 10 YEARS AGO!

@squirrel unless that's how it always goes...

I have no idea how to test if all the robots that fail on a turing test are actually sentient and just playing dumb to mess with the humans

@squirrel ah, the rare reverse-turing

a sentient robot trying to convince the examiner that it's not sentient

@squirrel as computerfairi.es is running on your server, this technically counts