Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple how about both sides shaved?

MOHAWK MAPLE!

Apparently the celebration in Mexico City after they scored the goal in the MEX-GER game was large enough that it set off seismic sensors

https://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2018/06/17/world/americas/ap-soc-wcup-mexicos-joy.html

@maple you can go to class with a blanket!

*makes you a cup of tea as well*

@maple *covers you in with a little maple-sized blanket*

sleeby maple

@jk some people stockpiled creosote

Or at least I can only assume they did because I keep seeing the odd person using it

@maple best

@maple you can also find care and feeding instructions for the maple in this handy book!

@maple HEWWO!

@maple I usually use a vpn so google always freaks out if that goes down

"AAAAA HOW DID YOU MOVE SEVERAL HUNDRED MILES IN 2 SECONDS?!?!?"

what's "bun" the unit prefix for?

'cause @maple 's processing power is obviously measured in bunFLOPS

@maple Tomorrow's World was the best

@colon_three pay it all in small change

@cocoron@sunbeam.city a poptart is a pie

yes

also yes

@Vann@glitch.social what? no

A jam doughnut is a pie

A ring donut is a bagel

@Nine @maple @Agiri@masto.ninja yeah, there's an app and also there are streaming links for your music player of choice

@maple @Agiri@masto.ninja honestly soma.fm is one of the very few internet radio things worth listening to, it's fantastic

@Agiri@masto.ninja @maple similar theme, soma.fm SF 10-33, ambient music with san francisco public safety radio traffic

@vantablack but I thought there ain't no such thing as leftover crack?