Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple ah, in that case we're going to have to put something else together to warm the squobit

maybe one of those heated vest things

@maple *puts up a little wind shelter for the maple*

@sebsauvage and they nailed it

@softgoat standard is 2 weeks

@alice@elekk.xyz @maple @InspectorCaracal @ratbaby ALSO YES!

@maple @alice@elekk.xyz @InspectorCaracal @ratbaby LUMINOUS MAPLE! YOU'RE YOUR OWN GLOWSTICK!

@maple @alice@elekk.xyz @InspectorCaracal @ratbaby maple hair should also glow in the dark

GLOWY MAPLE!

@InspectorCaracal @maple oh my god yes

@maple how about both sides shaved?

MOHAWK MAPLE!

Apparently the celebration in Mexico City after they scored the goal in the MEX-GER game was large enough that it set off seismic sensors

https://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2018/06/17/world/americas/ap-soc-wcup-mexicos-joy.html

@maple you can go to class with a blanket!

*makes you a cup of tea as well*

@maple *covers you in with a little maple-sized blanket*

sleeby maple

@jk some people stockpiled creosote

Or at least I can only assume they did because I keep seeing the odd person using it

@maple best

@maple you can also find care and feeding instructions for the maple in this handy book!

@maple HEWWO!

@maple I usually use a vpn so google always freaks out if that goes down

"AAAAA HOW DID YOU MOVE SEVERAL HUNDRED MILES IN 2 SECONDS?!?!?"

what's "bun" the unit prefix for?

'cause @maple 's processing power is obviously measured in bunFLOPS