Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple *gives maple a big bowl of 556s*

They're TWICE as tasty as 555s!

subtooting... most of masto I think

Alchemists believed you could turn lead into gold

Turns out you can indeed do that

Sadly you need a particle accelerator, a metric fuck-tonne of energy, and the yield is far too low to make it even slightly worth the effort

@Nine

you should always feed your local friendly maple

"I should probably have a bit of a clear out of all the clutter that's accumulated over the past god knows how many years"

4 ikea bags later...

He's not dead, he's fine, but if will.i.am's obituary when he does die doesn't include "will.he.was" they'd've missed a massive opportunity

@Jo "Hacker's Keyboard" makes it tolerable but a hardware keyboard is the way to go if you find yourself using it for extended periods

@maple 🅱️

tired: country and western
wired: scrumpy and western

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zbtAxQdZcU

(the person writing the lyrics down for the video got most of it wrong)

@a_breakin_glass get ee t' the west country me babber, says it loads ere

huh, counter.social still exists, that's a surprise

gert big snuffly snoot!

anteaters are cool

oh wait, those do indeed exist

There are cats and big cats, with big cats just being much larger versions of cat

There are rabbits... What if big rabbits?

When buns feel happy and safe they hop and twist around

This is called a binky

And it's damned adorable

Ooh, shiny

https://shop.tex-design.com.tw/product/kodachi

The TEX Kodachi

Cherry MX switches, spherical profile keycaps, and a motherfucking trackpoint

Expensive as hell though

@minego yep, it's real

I mean, on the upside she didn't wear it while visiting the children, just on the way there, but still

When boarding a plane to visit detained children separated from their parents Melania Trump wore a jacket emblazoned with the words "I really don't care, do u?"