Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

This is a bucket full of sloths

@jk British plugs have 3 wires in, a green and yellow one for ground because the ground is covered in green and/or yellow stuff, blue for neutral because blue is a nice calm neutral colour, and brown for live because that's what colour your trousers go if you touch it

@ratbaby the logo was... questionable at best

@InspectorCaracal UK, octopus is not built for temperatures above about 22

fuuuuuuuck

@saxnot I think this might be aimed more squarely at $10+ for a burger type places that silicon valley types frequent

!!! BURG ROBOT !!!

I need one

http://creator.rest/

@Agiri@masto.ninja 🐙 blub blub blub 🐙

@Agiri@masto.ninja blub

@maple *gives maple a big bowl of 556s*

They're TWICE as tasty as 555s!

subtooting... most of masto I think

Alchemists believed you could turn lead into gold

Turns out you can indeed do that

Sadly you need a particle accelerator, a metric fuck-tonne of energy, and the yield is far too low to make it even slightly worth the effort

@Nine

you should always feed your local friendly maple

"I should probably have a bit of a clear out of all the clutter that's accumulated over the past god knows how many years"

4 ikea bags later...

He's not dead, he's fine, but if will.i.am's obituary when he does die doesn't include "will.he.was" they'd've missed a massive opportunity

@Jo "Hacker's Keyboard" makes it tolerable but a hardware keyboard is the way to go if you find yourself using it for extended periods

@maple 🅱️