Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple hedgehog posting from me mostly

@GwenfarsGarden@mastodon.social oh cool, that explains a lot, thanks for that

It's becoming more and more apparent that our hedgehogs didn't get the memo about them being meant to eat slugs

lil tiny hedgehog has joined in!

hedgie!

you wouldn't believe I clean out the cafe every day looking at it after some hedgies come by

@Jo yeah, I guessed

@Jo Ah, this is going to be one of those films that could have ended far sooner if anyone made one right decision isn't it?

Bautista: "ere lads, bunch of people about who want to keep you as hostages"
West Ham fans: "fuck that"
Hostage takers: "fuuuuuuuuuck"

@Jo I'd feel really sorry for anyone who held a bunch of West Ham fans for ransom

They're not getting out of that with all their teeth that's for sure

I've been wondering, all these products sold with big "Proudly made in <country you live in>" labels, does anyone else avoid those as much as possible?

I know what the average Brit is like and fuck off do I expect them to make anything that actually works

@derJeff@mastodon.social yep, those ones, a fair few wristwatches also use the same system

@derJeff@mastodon.social anything with the words "Radio controlled atomic time" or words to that effect

@cassolotl@dev.glitch.social 🎶 mr. oizo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmsbP13xu6k

@WammKD my thinking is:

"easy to use phone payment app" = good

"adding a social network component to that" = wait what?

@Nine there's a new trend in yorkshire of people taking mdma by rubbing it just above their teeth

They're calling it "E by gum"

@vantablack ...drug dealers... love it?

Great, a long history of illegal transactions you've made, just what you want to have available

I have just discovered what a "venmo" is

A way to pay people combined with a... social network?

What the fuck is wrong with silicon valley