Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@noelle damnit ellie, making me look up deprecated temperature measures
I have no idea what today's discourse is about and I'd very much like to keep it that way please
@yiffpolice 
this assumes that the playing surface is flat...
how would it have to curve in order to work?
@melody 'ello there, welcome!
@softgoat yep, the big ones are the original, the mini ones are more popular these days though
@softgoat it's wholegrain wheat crammed into brick things
@vantablack probably most of the non-abrahamic ones as well but I know less about them
@maple and every bit of it is deserved
@maple not just pretty good, very good!
octopus wants soff fuzzy pyjamas
there has to be somewhere that stocks pyjamas with 8 arms
@mew protonmail's worked well for me
@maple *soff headpats with spare arms*
@maple *soff gentle octo-hugs*
ukpol, brexit
May has said that a second referendum would "destroy trust in politicians"
Uh... who's going to tell her?
@rey @soft_chomps@glitch.social THAT'S NOT... *sees the schedule* okay, you've got a point
@Felthry pirates came from all over the place so there isn't really any single accent that could be termed "pirate"
Although Blackbeard did supposedly come from Bristol so the stereotypical accent is somewhat close to how he'd have spoke but that isn't typical
@maple sorry, only just got on but I'm here now if you want to talk or vent
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
