Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Jo the Murder, She Wrote arena FPS is far better

@maple *really good octo-hugs*

@maple that's super cool!

@softgoat happy birfday!

@c0debabe @noelle *waves* don't worry, we're not too scary!

@trashyfins well obviously if you're doing homework you need somewhere to save all the files

Hedgies are hungry tonight

It's 2130 and they've already mostly demolished a full plate

@noelle

I recently got one of these

My pepper grinder is a bunny!

*throws big white sheet over head*

WoooOOOOoooOOOO ghost octopus

@Shadejackrabbit I have no idea, I just know that any time I've asked before I've been told "Nah, these are too slow over here"

So I dunno, some conspiracy from the coffee maker people?

@InspectorCaracal evidently I've previously been talking to all the wrong americans

Any time I've brought up the topic of electric kettles to a USAian before they've said "Oh, we don't use those because they take too long to boil on our power supply"

I have just learnt from someone in a different country on 120V that that excuse is bullshit and 120V kettles don't take too long at all

WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE FOR NOT HAVING ELECTRIC KETTLES NOW AMERICANS?

@alice@elekk.xyz AAAAAAA TOO SPOOKY

@maple I like but yeah, for new users it might look a bit too much like a save button

I'd go for one of the maplemojos

@zac @SuricrasiaOnline small group of sharks under the surface holding up score cards

IT IS NOW SPOOKY MONTH!

👻

If I don't see a couple of hundred pictures of people going to Halloween parties as bowsette this year I will be very, very surprised