Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Jo half the game is moaning about how the mess hall is only serving fish fingers and custard today

@Jo All of them are issued decks of cards like the ones issued in Iraq but instead of high value targets they all have pictures of the Doctor in various regenerations because they don't know which one'll turn up and they'd prefer not to shoot them

@Jo 10 minutes in the back of a truck from staging and then over the radio "All units RTB, Doctor came along and fixed everything again"

@twitter@mastodon.technology if by "figure out" you mean "figured out how to unlock them by just looking at them funny" then yes, yes they have

Usually I hate the fact that christmas stuff is appearing in stores earlier and earlier each year

But in recent years UK supermarkets are selling lebkuchen

I fucking love lebkuchen

I will never be as rad as this biker bun

Could be an awesome look for @maple though

@trashyfins@chomp.life still check your email over here, might be different on some other fork or something

@colon_three well of course it is, chocolate's very bad for cats

@colon_three if I'm going to be anywhere without a fridge for any period of time I'll pick up a carton

Tea, coalition is pretty much all that keeps me going

@bunnylyn :tinfoil: they do it so you keep scratching the screen and then you have to buy more of them!

@fribbledom I know right?!

Five minutes before I learned about it existing I was all "no, I'm not going to put an internet connected wiretap in my house, that's stupid" but now I'm all "aww... I wanna give cute robot a home!"

@fribbledom 2019: aren't you a cute lil bug, yes you are, yes you are!

https://www.anki.com/en-gb/vector

Fun fact: If you're in the UK, this may be the first year you receive crappy christmas tat that was delivered from china primarily by train!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yiwu%E2%80%93London_railway_line

@ElfLord I think it's a big papery thing

@Tobi magic

magic and pixies

@maple "this is popular! I'm going to show how cool and counterculture I am by yelling loudly that popular thing sucks!"

@LaserScheme I don't know but I'm somehow glad you did