Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

the "Angel of the North" is a 20 metre high, 54 metre wide statue on the side of the A1

someone's just managed to put a santa hat on it

https://www.itv.com/news/2018-12-24/santa-hat-placed-on-angel-of-the-north-sculpture-ahead-of-christmas/

oh shit gargamon just mentioned one of my toots

*batons down the hatches of the octo-cave and peeks out worriedly*

have yourself a merry little gritmas
punch the fash good night
from now on
the workers will all unionise

the spirit of christmas this year is gin

Honestly this is one hell of an earworm, I woke up this morning with it going around my head which was lovely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO4BVMFt_K8

@maple

@noelle @sydneyfalk if you call them Sydney Potatoes you might be able to get away with blaming the australians

@sydneyfalk I'm not even drunk and I'd eat that, if you sold that out the back of a trailer at pub closing time you'd make a killing

@sydneyfalk I would totally eat that

also, add bits of bacon

maybe some cheese

@danishcookies yeah, just wanted to update you on what we've done about it

@danishcookies can't do anything about it on the witches.live end but us here have witches.live as a whole silenced and have made sure that particular user won't be a problem here

any time computerfairi.es gets a report it's like there's a race on to see which of us with mod powers can resolve it first

@maple @evie only one more

@maple we did it!

@maple well, considering octopus it's a bit hard to tell if it's headpats or stepping on

@maple oh of course not, maplebots are activated with headpats

@maple korg don't even have to release a maple pedal like they did with hatsune miku (https://www.korg.com/us/products/effects/mikustomp/), just plug your gear into a maplebot!

1. Hatsune Miku is a robot who can sing good
2. @maple just released a track where she sings good ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO4BVMFt_K8 )

therefore maple is the next hatsune miku

@maple this is amazing and 80s and fantastic