Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

any time NASA does anything cool the whole fediverse turns into the damn space core from portal

I can just hear all of us going "SPAAAAAAAACE"

@maple I want mine spring-loaded so if anyone tries to dig me up I jump out at them

@trixie hmm... if it involves adding milk to a bowl of carbs it's basically breakfast cereal

@archadia@tootplanet.space yeah, get in on this

So millennials, which industries are we killing this year?

@wigglytuffitout I'm almost jealous of people with amputations because they can just fling their prosthetic at people from over a desk instead of having to do a 1 hour+ interview to reiterate "yeah, I am still disabled"

@Nine goddamnit

happy new year!

assuming you're using a calendar that switches year now of course, otherwise happy new year in advance for whenever your year increments

literally the fediverse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gwXJsWHupg

@maple they heard "start setting the fireworks off at 12" and mistook it for midday

@Nine scronchy

@maple comfy nice instance and we all love you too!

@syrup hey, you've got more than enough rj45 ports for it!

@maple all beepy friends are nice and valid and good

@Taweret@octodon.social Poe wrote on both

@sydneyfalk @maple "where'd my coffee go?"
*giggling running away sounds*
"...I'll put the kettle back on"

@sydneyfalk @maple on the other hand the halls of heck being staffed by maplebots in little devil outfits mildly inconveniencing people and giggling sounds adorable

@maple like a furby but cute and not the spawn of satan!