Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@evie put a screen on each side, one side is all screen, other side has camera stuff and a little screen for selfies or whatever

Brexit: what should have happened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOEr7kiysrE

@maple woo! well done bun!

Cartier are really knocking it out of the park with their revamp of the Santos collection, the new Santos Chronograph is very nice indeed

Single Start/Stop pusher on the left, Reset pusher is integrated into the crown on the right

Only available in the XL format though, which might be a bit too big on some people

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/cartier-santos-chronograph-introducing

@azushark pulse oximeters would be far better if they were shaped like little lobsters

@Nine @tom Mr. Blobby is SCP-001

computerfairi.es: it's like twitter but with bbcode support!

also no nazis

and is cuddly and fun

and is run by an awesome robot

and isn't actually anything like twitter

@InspectorCaracal ...wait...crap

@InspectorCaracal I'll try not to mention the autoplay midi that was also common back then

the dream of the early- to mid-2000's web is alive and well on http://computerfairi.es

apart from marquee tags, those are probably best left to the past

@maple we have [colorhex=FF8033]COLOURS![/colorhex] and [b]BOLD TEXT[/b] and [i]italics[/i] and [pulse]things![/pulse]

@maple I can't believe that there are people wandering around not wanting to cuddle and pet the maple

Because SIHH just wouldn't be the same without H. Moser & Cie doing something ridiculous, here's their "Nature Watch"

https://monochrome-watches.com/h-moser-co-presents-the-nature-watch/

Yes, it's covered in live plants

Because H. Moser & Cie do not have a single fuck to give

@maple ah, that's rather disconcerting

@masklayer I went with the plain steel, seemed like the right colour for a leatherman tool to be

@legendaryjoeb WHAT THE FUCK?

@sydneyfalk okay, yeah, fair point