Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

IT'S SQUIRREL APPRECIATION DAY! 🎉

Remember to appreciate yr local squirrels! Like @maple !

@maple oh dear, do I dare wonder what those things are?

@maple I can think of only one possible exception to that rule

@maple *is gently squished, like a big beanbag that can cuddle you*

@maple *really nice multi-limbed octo-hugs*

@kellerfuchs I disagree with the "hot" bit

Unless you're talking about her burning in hell

bluh.

back in the land of the living, I give this particular strain of flu 0/10, don't recommend

Today's vote was the biggest defeat of the government in a vote since Charles I's trial

@Jo @noelle "chin artist" sounds like someone who goes around chinning people

which is like a headbutt, only leading with the chin

wait, does this mean that the staff at the nearest fast food joints to the white house can put "white house chef" on their CVs?

@evie perfect, just like that

@er1n @HTHR@cybre.space hey, Snow Crash was a fun parody of the whole mirrorshades thing

oh god

it was meant as a parody, right?

@noelle which type has rubies on it?

@evie put a screen on each side, one side is all screen, other side has camera stuff and a little screen for selfies or whatever

Brexit: what should have happened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOEr7kiysrE

@maple woo! well done bun!

Cartier are really knocking it out of the park with their revamp of the Santos collection, the new Santos Chronograph is very nice indeed

Single Start/Stop pusher on the left, Reset pusher is integrated into the crown on the right

Only available in the XL format though, which might be a bit too big on some people

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/cartier-santos-chronograph-introducing

@azushark pulse oximeters would be far better if they were shaped like little lobsters