Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I've been told that I could run a modestly successful stall at a craft fair selling these and various other things wot I make out of dead tree

ironically I really don't have the spoons for such an endeavour

makin more spoons

@maple HAPPY BIRFDAY!

🎉 🎉

@Jo ah, that would have been my second guess

@Jo I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say DHL

One month until Baselworld!

(big watch industry event, basically christmas for watch nerds)

@jk I'm now in favour of banning cars

Apparently Putin is now threatening the US with new ultra high tech "underwater nuclear drones"

Torpedoes

Underwater drones are torpedoes

Those have been about for a while

@djsumdog @BestGirlGrace hey, that's all the cooling sorted

once we can get colo space on mars we're totally going to end up with the Opportunity Memorial Mastodon Instance

account sign-ups only available once every 29.5 days

with all the planned manned missions to the moon have someone sneak a little server up there

MOON TOOTS

Project idea: fediverse instance in a cubesat

TOOT IN SPACE

@kelerak alternative idea: 100 youtubers and twitch streamers are dropped onto an island and we just leave them there

@cassolotl@queer.party cool concept might be to write one page about reply guys, post it to twitter, then all the rest of the pages are the reply guys' responses to that post with commentary

@LaserScheme @evie MIYAMOTO IT'S MY TURN TO HAVE THE NIPPLES

Oh, apparently Kellogs are stockpiling Pringles in case of a no-deal brexit

https://uk.reuters.com/article/britain-eu-kellogg/kellogg-stocks-up-on-pringles-cereals-for-fear-of-hard-brexit-idUKL3N2095GN

we won't have any medical supplies but we'll still be able to buy Pringles, how fucking comforting