Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Nine it me!

oh wait, that'd be poly-arm-ery

Dialogue fragment that just popped into my head:

"You better give me some good news before I Marie Kondo your ass"

@sydneyfalk Linus is stored under the blanket

thonkpad

@SuricrasiaOnline you can now buy tickets to go play with 999

@SuricrasiaOnline all containment cells are made of paper stapled to wooden frames

the foundation hopes none of the SCPs notice

toad in the hole: involves neither toads nor holes

all of my toots here are public domain

not that you'd want to use any of it for anything but you could

@sydneyfalk @garbados they should totally have got you to write the restarted x-files series

@johnrandom yes he is!

no guarantees they'll survive on the surface though

or the landing

or the space bit

or the take-off

but he is definitely going to throw people('s bodies) in the general direction of mars because he's loaded and has a bunch of people that'll put up with his bullshit

"Russian ship with 'vomit weapon' spotted off Scottish coast"

https://www.scotsman.com/news/politics/russian-ship-with-vomit-weapon-spotted-off-scottish-coast-1-4884619

Looks like they're starting to weaponise the pee-pee tape

@cassolotl@queer.party wear it as a scarf!

Tell the postman where you want to go and they'll have to give you a lift!

@tom nope, wrong, we're exiling you

@LaserScheme I want stories about philosopher werewolves

WHYWOLVES!

@c0debabe can proxy them here if you want

@maple yay! you're the hot cross bun!