Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

you'd think hedgehogs have short lil legs

nope!

hedgie legs are surprisingly long and just usually hidden by fluff and prickles!

well, I say his bed

it's actually my bed but he's annexed a good third of it

reggie has come down from his bed, got out all of his toys (of which there are a lot) and is now going back to bed after 5 minutes, leaving them all in a mess

good standard cat there

@maple we're tryin' cap'n but the toot cores can only go so fast!

rotati potati

@maple running software and stuff no less

rotately potately

@maple the CONTENT must flow!

@maple IF YOU DIDN'T TOOT AS MUCH I WOULDN'T HAVE AS MUCH TO FAV

@maple I generally put it down on a dead tree but there are bound to be better solutions

@maple I was brave enough to google it, apparently an english new wave band

@sydneyfalk ah, a "me playing anything in online multiplayer" simulator

bleebis: the taste of a generation

we're not sure which, but certainly one of them

@pillowcat I think everyone blocked the instance and are now shittalking them

According to a recent study, people over 65 years old are 7 times more likely to share "fake news" than younger people

https://www.businessinsider.com/baby-boomers-more-likely-to-share-fake-news-on-facebook-study-2019-1

What I'm hearing is that the Eunomia Project can bugger off and the problem will be solved more than adequately by the march of time

@masklayer present

@evie I saw this and immediately thought of our local coffee makery person

https://www.brew-watches.com/watches/retrograph-brew-technicolor

Seconds track for the chronograph has sub-second indices between 0 and 35 which I'm informed is really useful for timing espresso shots

@maple @InspectorCaracal rotate potate

@maple 🥚