Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@lambdagrrl there have been cats that have been conscripted into various armed forces but so far as I can tell none of them bothered with any military-type tasks

@lambdagrrl Brigadier Sir Nils Olav would agree with you

(see, it's not just us being weird, other countries have birds with ranks too)

The ravens at the Tower of London are officially enlisted soldiers in the British Army

One raven got kicked out and sent to Wales for "conduct unbecoming" after attacking and destroying local TV aerials and another went AWOL to a nearby pub

I am not making a word of that up

'e's well safe, innit

@m1st hi mist! nice ta meetcha!

@Gargron nope, this is pride month, then after this is wrath month, october's spooky month, so we can slot chill out month in for either august or september

@noelle aw, pool lil sod, I hope he gets better soon!

fox friend showed up!

octopus 🐙

Yeah, over here we don't bother with complex political analysis, we just go by what the local bookie's saying

With Trump backing Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson for the Conservative leadership the betting odds of him getting the job have dropped considerably

Still in the lead, but the odds have dropped

@maple carrying a bunch of maplebots around that are clinging to it like opossums

@maple blub beep!

Rapidly transitioning to the Peppa Pig theme tune when the cops turn up at something you're DJing for is good praxis

the vengabus is coming

there shall be no escape

Favourite WH40K headcanon: orks that have heard of camouflage and its ability to make you blend in to your surroundings for sneaky gitz stuff but they only got the "plants" bit and so are driving around in vehicles painted like a hippy's VW campervan

One of the first instances of sending nudes, 1828, painter called Sarah Goodridge painted a miniature rendition of her tits and sent them to Daniel Webster

Said painting below, it's a pair of tits

@Shrigglepuss I'm sure I'll be able to find something you like