Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Nine @maple *fire suppression systems go off*

SEE! It's raining!

Reason #2345 I'm not allowed in Amazon's datacentres: covering all the servers with cotton wool so they properly look like the cloud

British culture is seeing a road sign saying "Heavy Plant Crossing" and thinking "fuuuuck! triffids!"

@Nine two partitions?

🦔

bleep bloop

@InspectorCaracal wizards have staves > wizards have big swishy cloaks > staves are totally air

@evie I read that as ff7 fifa and thought they were bringing out a final fantasy football game

@maple gonna have to get you a nice hat with solar panels so you can charge wherever you want

@maple ...good point, brain not on all cylinders today

@maple if it's in a CW I think they're referring to evangelion

@maple I love everything about this idea

@maple I'd assumed they were trying to coin a new phrase along the lines of "is the pope catholic?" and "do bears shit in the woods?"

@maple I did double check we had, all the toots recently made me think "wait, we've done that already haven't we? A while back, I think I remember that being done, better check"

the spice girls bit in the trailer for "The Boys" has entirely sold me on watching it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06rueu_fh30