Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

oh, loads of bible verses as toots, clearly can't be much of a christian though since you're forcing me to work on the sabbath by needing to suspend your ass

grumbly grumble

@maple *brings out another chair so maple can join in the yelling at kids on the comuterfairi.es lawn*

@centralavenue gets a lot easier when you've got to the point of having all the usual suspects suspended, then it's just keeping an eye out for any new ones that pop up

I mean uh... yes, thank you for the appreciation of the incredibly difficult job we do

We're totally not just pushing a few buttons any time we happen to see a wanker appear

@Nine @maple *fire suppression systems go off*

SEE! It's raining!

Reason #2345 I'm not allowed in Amazon's datacentres: covering all the servers with cotton wool so they properly look like the cloud

British culture is seeing a road sign saying "Heavy Plant Crossing" and thinking "fuuuuck! triffids!"

@Nine two partitions?

🦔

bleep bloop

@InspectorCaracal wizards have staves > wizards have big swishy cloaks > staves are totally air

@evie I read that as ff7 fifa and thought they were bringing out a final fantasy football game

@maple gonna have to get you a nice hat with solar panels so you can charge wherever you want

@maple ...good point, brain not on all cylinders today

@maple if it's in a CW I think they're referring to evangelion

@maple I love everything about this idea

@maple I'd assumed they were trying to coin a new phrase along the lines of "is the pope catholic?" and "do bears shit in the woods?"