Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

wait, the cooking mama having blockchain thing wasn't a joke?

@Zelli @maple @Dex oh my god yeah, that's even better

@Gargron does it have ssh on port 22?

apparently that's bad

@tcql@octodon.social I wish it was but I fear it wasn't

Given the lead dev of Exodus Privacy apparently hasn't heard of nmap (source: https://mastodon.social/@U039b/102604122863011626 ) I'd take anything that organisation says about anything with a boatload of salt

https://exodus-privacy.eu.org/en/

@Jo @InspectorCaracal probably, it's quite funny

https://mastodon.social/@U039b/102604122863011626

@maple love you too bun 🧡

I cleverly secured my home by moving my front door a foot to the left

"THIS BANK VAULT IS INSECURE!"

"it has biometric ID, dual control electronic combination locks with failsafes, and 2 metre thick steel doors, it's secure"

"BUT I KNOW WHERE IT IS"

"...mate, we could put it in the middle of times square and nobody would get in without being authorised"

"BUT I KNOW WHERE THE DOOR IS! PEOPLE CAN GET IN!"

@U039b @alice ...and?

if they've managed to brute-force a 2048-bit RSA key they're fucking welcome to it far as I'm concerned

@Inskora "cheaper than an M&S prawn sandwich but probably won't last as long" is my personal favourite

@Inskora if you want to see another massive failure of corporate PR look up Gerald Ratner

how to scare the crap out of USAians in one picture

@maple works particularly well in west country

"she be a stout lass 'at 'un"