Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica I would like to know more about LOOM

Yarr me mateys, it be talk like a pirate day

if @blackle@dev.glitch.social had a ducksona would it be a quackle?

@mavica ah shit, sorry, thought that one might work without problems

@tcql@octodon.social still sounds better than dashcon

@007@mastodon.xyz same way but drunkenly falling into a pile of fruits from palm trees

@raye we always phrased it as "stamped, self-addressed envelope" or SSAE

requesting stuff to be sent to you by sending someone an envelope containing another envelope you paid postage for and addressed to yourself used to be a thing

we should bring that back

@mavica those are free to the world

well, they would be if I had anywhere handy to host 35 gigs of photos

still available if you post me an sd card and a stamped self-addressed envelope though

@mavica such a good plushie! *cuddles*

I cleverly avoid cyber-crime by having absolutely no data worth stealing

@mavica wait, you mean you're not meant to run half a dozen instances of sql at a time?

@mavica I think this'd do the job https://github.com/codimd/server

based on the hackmd community edition(?) source

@mavica bop

@mavica I love it

okay, this is a lot of hedgehog pictures

@mavica moose

@envgen would he like another uncomfortable wooden couch?

I'm sure I can grab enough scrap wood to put together an uncomfortable couch and tell him it costs £1500

@InspectorCaracal yes you can according to the rules I just made up

actually thinking about it this is far more warlock-y