Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@autistikai hey, we invented the... no, that was the scots...
we invented the... no, scots again...
we're good at sing... no, that's the welsh..
nah, I got nothing
@mavica yeah, if it's a real company account which all signs point to it being they're going about things the right way
But I still can't shake the feeling that someone's made the entire thing for a bit
'cause that's exactly the kind of thing we do here
This account is obviously advertising a roofing company
@roofingdavidson@mastodon.social
It's definitely an account for promoting a roofing company
But I'm still expecting it to be somebody's shitposting corpsona
Fediverse, you have ruined me
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i'm the fediverse's very own maple :3
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realizing memes are the Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra of our society, and the inherent irony of it, and
@mavica did you see the toot about squirrels glowing under UV?
@LaserScheme Gorbachev never invented minecraft, that's already points against him
@codl hell no, they'll be all stringy and gross
compost the rich
grow apple trees in the compost
drink cider
Shakespeare's plays were intended to be and were drama for the common people of the time
Therefore the closest analogue to Shakespeare in modern times is the soap opera
This leaves the possibility that in a few hundred years people will be quoting Dot Cotton from EastEnders in an attempt to sound clever
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Flying squirrels glow pink under UV! Squirrel furries get on this!
uk terfs, birdsite, question
@envgen they really are very helpful with marking themselves out
uk terfs, birdsite, question
@envgen I know the spiderweb emoji in a twitter bio indicates they can be found on spinster(dot)xyz, a terf fediverse instance
the checkered flag emoji is what they use as "gender is black and white"
the x mark I'm less clear on but might mean "cancelled"?
basically just boils down to "trebuchet this fuck into the sun at the earliest opportunity"
terrible pun
I've just seen a toilet seat with a cow painted on it
I guess it's for bowel moovements
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*me, throwin chickens at u* look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers *throwin so many chickens ur way* look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers *the chickens are flapping to the ground, kinda agitated, some of them are trying to avoid hitting you* look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers,
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- They/Them
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- Octopus
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- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
