Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica I'm not exactly an expert on human anatomy but IIRC the thyroid is quite low around the thorax/head connecty bit so... maybe? Sounds like a thing that's doable

@rey a squirrel squabble

a squibble

@mavica I wanna party with the kobolds at club bold

they used to say that you can't hug your children with nuclear arms

BUT NOW YOU CAN!

Come on down to sam's radioisotope-powered prosthetic emporium!

@mavica pulled chork sandwich

@mavica it's maple mavica syrup!

"We want a 100kt atomic bomb"

"What!? I don't sell weapons!"

"Your ad says you're a nuclear arms dealer!"

*waves around an RTG-powered limb prosthetic*

"I AM! JUST NOT THAT KIND!"

@Siphonay@octodon.social I very much agree with you putting arms above legs

arms are great

@Siphonay@octodon.social top 5 limbs

LB: songs about all the stuff you can do with ikea tables

@sydneyfalk trackball > mouse > trackpoint > some weird keyboard key implementation of mouse movements > trackpad

@TheGibson tried it meself with an ergodox, you get used to it quicker than you think

@cambridgeport90@mastodon.technology well, AC/DC are doing them dirt cheap but I'd do it with an extra bit of customer service

@tcql@octodon.social I'm gonna be that bastard

Threads

Not horror, but same effect

done for surprisingly reasonable prices

@LaserScheme 10/10 would investigate in the ocean

@penguin42 maybe give them a little leeway but basic fact checking should be in place

like with Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson's bus, "£350 million a week goes to the EU", no it quite clearly doesn't