Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
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@syrup I can do the pets but I'm fresh out of cat5 cable so it'll have to be wireless
batman is bruce wayne's fursona
@kirby the dial and hand at the 12 is hours, big hand in the middle is minutes, dial and hand at the 6 is seconds
regulators were originally designed for large clocks that everyone in a watchmaking shop would regulate the watches by, having the hours, minutes, and seconds on separate dials made it easier to precisely read them from across the room
these days it's a neat style choice for the time display
well these are interesting
Louis Erard x Alain Silberstein Excellence Regulateur
Comes in dark or light versions, powered by an ETA 7001 with an in-house module on top to do the regulator display
http://montres-louiserard.ch/en/watches/54230as61
http://montres-louiserard.ch/en/watches/54230ns62
@autistikai hey, we invented the... no, that was the scots...
we invented the... no, scots again...
we're good at sing... no, that's the welsh..
nah, I got nothing
@mavica yeah, if it's a real company account which all signs point to it being they're going about things the right way
But I still can't shake the feeling that someone's made the entire thing for a bit
'cause that's exactly the kind of thing we do here
This account is obviously advertising a roofing company
@roofingdavidson@mastodon.social
It's definitely an account for promoting a roofing company
But I'm still expecting it to be somebody's shitposting corpsona
Fediverse, you have ruined me
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i'm the fediverse's very own maple :3
Sam the Octopus
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realizing memes are the Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra of our society, and the inherent irony of it, and
@mavica did you see the toot about squirrels glowing under UV?
@LaserScheme Gorbachev never invented minecraft, that's already points against him
@codl hell no, they'll be all stringy and gross
compost the rich
grow apple trees in the compost
drink cider
Shakespeare's plays were intended to be and were drama for the common people of the time
Therefore the closest analogue to Shakespeare in modern times is the soap opera
This leaves the possibility that in a few hundred years people will be quoting Dot Cotton from EastEnders in an attempt to sound clever
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Flying squirrels glow pink under UV! Squirrel furries get on this!
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- Octopus
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- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
