Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Mastodon Status: Still safe from William Shatner

@TheGibson NSA: what on earth is a battery staple? And they seem very concerned about getting the correct horse

@LaserScheme ooh, that's hella neat

@mavica

@legendaryjoeb I'm very surprised the idea took off in the first place

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HEDGIE BLEP!

@sydneyfalk Fish Tape; works even better than Duck Tape underwater

@lawremipsum@mspsocial.net there is an admin around here that is LITERALLY MADE OF GOO

we don't need mastodon made any more sticky thankyouverymuch

getting arrested and needing to pay a fine of no more than £1,000 for BEE CRIMES

driving around in my hovercraft, wanted by the BEE POLICE

Under the Bees Act of 1980, the Environment Secretary may appoint someone to have the power to, at any time, enter your premises, vessel, boat, hovercraft, aircraft, or vehicle of any other description in order to inspect your bees

I am not making that up

http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1980/12/contents

@Shrigglepuss they really don't think things through

like when there's a prophecy about someone "bringing balance to the force"

not a good thing when you're on top

@trashyfins@chomp.life yeah, india apparently this time

With all these new people showing up to the fediverse are we keeping up with giving them their complimentary fursonas and copies of the communist manifesto?

@tom "Known to cause cancer in the state of california"

LB: it me

@SuricrasiaOnline if not it should be