Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Jo it's Louis Vuitton, you work out what a reasonable amount to spend on a thing is and then add two zeroes to the end

well... those are some words I didn't expect to see together

"Louis Vuitton x League of Legends" collection

https://www.polygon.com/2019/12/9/21002716/louis-vuitton-league-of-legends-collab-drop-clothing-hoodie-price

I wanna meet a capybara

they seem really chill

@Nine im love pladdle

moths are cool

lil fuzzy friends

quite ironically, I've seen someone refer to the "cats can have a little salami" meme as a "leftist dog-whistle"

come on mate, it's clearly a leftist cat... nyaa... or something

@Nine mavi's the best

@mavica 👋

@auravulpes it's like a bandage, it ain't gonna fix the massive hole in your torso, but it's a good idea to put one on and try to stop much more damage from happening

they're not "shark infested waters"

it's not "infested" with sharks

the sharks just live there

it's like calling a city "people infested land"

muppet christmas carol is the best christmas movie of all time and it probably always will be

@cypnk spooky web

@evie coff-E

@evie where you only stock herbal teas

because proper tea is theft